Stupid Arizona Laws

* Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
* A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (Mohave County)
* It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (Tombstone)
* Women may not wear pants.( Tucson)
* You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
* It is illegal to hunt camels
* Cars may not be driven in reverse. (Glendale)
* When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
* Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
* An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders. (Nogales)
* No more than six girls may live in any house. (Maricopa County)   (Repealed) Why?