All About Men

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.

Why are men and parking spaces alike? Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.